{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a chimney joke?","punchline":"Got stacks of em! First one's on the house","id":150}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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